Kitty Dreams

VELVET =^.^= <3<3


LILLY's dream of a warm pile of laundry still in the dryer cycle

Spinning...

Spinning... while dreaming of clawing things >:3

This is how we cuddle

Fluff. Pure fluff. Fluffy kitties and fluffy feelings.



Velvet is comfy.


Lilly is comfy, also.

New Obstacle

For a while we've been stuck in rooms. Never allowed to roam free throughout the house to claw at things as we like.

Today, something changed. Mom let us out to roam around downstairs. When I tried to go upstairs, however, I found something barring my way!

What the heck is this thing?!
Velvet: Maybe there's another way around it, Lil! How about over there?


Nope. This thing is blocking the whole thoroughfare of the stairs! Not even an opening at the bottom to wedge through... I'll have to get sneaky with this...


First I'll distract mom by making her think I'm content to be down here. I'll roll over here and play with the stairs. Look at me poking my paws through. Aren't I cute? Uh, is this working? Are you distracted yet?


Velvet: Lil! You're doing it all wrong. I'm the princess of cute. It's just my thing! You have to look up at them with big, wide eyes and they say awwww and turn to mush.

True, but then they pick you up and you really can't go anywhere. I want to go upstairs, Velvet! This barrier tells me I'm not allowed, so I want upstairs all the more badly.


Velvet: Well, you know what you have to do. now! Do it now!
*looks up cutely* Hi, mom! You're looking well. Aren't I adorable? Would you... uh, move this barrier so I can claw the upstairs furniture??
Velvet: No! Abort! Abort! You're doing it wrong!

Shucks, mom isn't buying it. I'll just have to find some other way around this. Maybe I can just jump over it if I get a running start...
*goes off to sulk and to plot*

Life of a hunter

The Mighty Hunter stalks her prey...


Lilly is unaware as I approach from down wind. I take the high ground, so as to surprise her.


Suddenly, I spot a better place from which to hunt. A *safer* place.


It's probably for the best. The prey senses my retreat.


Only mom can give me shelter!


Hide me! Pweeeeze!


I waited under mom's leg for many hours. Then I grew bold, or restless... either way, it can be a dangerous combination.

I moved from mother's protection and under the lounge chair, determined to reclaim my role of hunter!


Velvet! Get out from under there!


The hunter becomes the hunted.

Oh well, Lilly wouldn't have been very delicious, anyway =^.^=;;

New Perch

Mom's boyfriend came over. While he was bent over paying attention to my sister, I took the opportunity to jump up on his back. Humans make great perches when they get into the right position.

Now, if I could only figure out how to make them not scream when I use my claws to hang on...

Inquisitive Velvet : Getting bored of inquisition

Inquisitive Velvet is not feeling so inquisitive anymore...

Please let us sleep =^.^=

Inquisitive Velvet

Operation: Yawn for Cookies

Pssst! Hey, Lilly... is it time?


Hmm? Yeah, I think it's time, Velvet!


Alright, I'll start it off, and then you follow my lead. Got it?


Go! *yawn*

*YAWN*

*YAWN & STRETCH!!!!*
(Now it's your turn, Velvet!)


*yawns*


How did we do, Lilly? Did we win the prize?

Ugh, I'm going back to sleep, Velvet. You need to work on your yawns if you want to earn any yummy treats! Zzzzzz...

Invading Grandpa's Space

*sighs* I'm such a pretty girl. I have pretty fur and people like picking me up and holding me. (This isn't necessarily a good thing, but just part and parcel of being Velvet Velour.)


Hmm? Who's there? (Look at my cute profile!)


Hey, Velvet. I'm just sitting on grandpa's desk, reading the newspaper. Why don't you join me? With our powers combined, he can't resist our cute!


Okay, but only if it'll make him like us more and give us food! This isn't very comfortable, are you sure...?
Mmmm, soft, fluffy pillow... Zzzzz
I think I've just been had...

Wrestle-Mania

We were being good girls.
Sitting on the chair and pretending to sleep.

But when grandma wasn't looking...

It was wrestling time!
Velvet got me in a neckhold and I couldn't break free!


I decided to play dead asleep and hope that she gave up.

Zzzzz

Today I was wrestling with Velvet.

We didn't get very far...

Lilly's Coma

Velvet's attack caught me unaware!

Mom found me and carried me to a place where I could rest.

I was oblivious throughout the whole process.

Sleepy time for Tiger Lilly.

Velvet's Tale of Retribution

Velvet: This is my blog now!

After my defeat, I needed revenge. Sure, I was comfy on the bed and slept for many hours, but that doesn't absolve Lilly of the fact that she humiliated me!

So I crouched by the bed and waited...


I got bored after a while, so I ventured out to see if I could find my sister.


She was being sneaky!!


I doubled back and caught her by the bed. I would not let her best me this time!


The fight that ensued was epic and terrible. I emerged victorious and I'm sure that Lilly will not be able to exact revenge on me after this. Not with my newly-gained super, flying powers!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!
I FLY!!


I made a nest out of flip flops. From there I can look out over my domain. Lilly will never conquer again!

THE END.

Love,
Velvet Velour